I shan't be perplexed

Not at all. The Army Times revealed that a US B-52 bomber carried an unnoticed cargo of 6 cruise missiles armed with nuclear bombs across the US. Now, they say that this will go up even to The President of The United States. Good, I think the highest authorities will deploy a vast operative to catch what happened and why the mishap leaked to the Press. As chilling as it is, I frankly don't believe this is the first time for such an event. It is even possible that nuclear devices are routinely moved from one place to another within the US, as easily as you can take carrots from the grocery to your home. Only that this time it went to the news.
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